Текст песни Cannon Fodder — War Has Never Been So Much Fun
| War! Never been so much fun! War! Never been so much fuuuun! War! Never been so much fun! War! Never been so much fuuuun! |
Go to your brother
Kill him with your gun
Leave him dying in his uniform
Dying in the sun
War!
Never been so much fun!
War!
Never been so much fuuuun!
War!
Never been so much fun!
War!
Never been so much fuuuun!
Go to your brother
Kill him with your gun
Leave him dying in his uniform
Dying in the sun
War! (Pyooooo!)
War! (Pyooooo!)
K-k-k-kill him
K-k-k-kill him
Kill him with your gun
Kill him with your gun
Kill him with your gun
Kill him with your gun
Kill him with your gun
Kill him with your gun
So much fun!
W-w-w-w-w-w-war
Go-go-go-san-go-go-go-sn-go-go-go
Go to your brother
Go-go-go-go to your brother
Go-go to your brother
Kill him with your gun
Go to your brother
Kill him with your gun
Dying in the sun.
Kill him with your gun
Dying in the sun.
So much fun!
War! (Pyooooo!)
War!
Never-never-never-never-never-never
War!
Never been so much fun!
War!
Never been so much fuuuun!
War!
Never been so much fun!
War!
Never been so much fuuuun!
Go to your brother
Kill him with your gun
Leave him dying in his uniform
Dying in the sun
War! (Pyooooo!)
War!
War! (Pyooooo!)
War!
War! (Pyooooo!)
War!
War! (Pyooooo!)
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Война !
Никогда не было так весело !
Война !
Никогда не было так много fuuuun !
Война !
Никогда не было так весело !
Война !
Никогда не было так много fuuuun !
К вашим братом
Убейте его из ружья
Оставьте его умирать в мундире
Умирая на солнце
Война !
Никогда не было так весело !
Война !
Никогда не было так много fuuuun !
Война !
Никогда не было так весело !
Война !
Никогда не было так много fuuuun !
К вашим братом
Убейте его из ружья
Оставьте его умирать в мундире
Умирая на солнце
Война ! ( Pyooooo ! )
Война ! ( Pyooooo ! )
К- к- к- убить его
К- к- к- убить его
Убейте его из ружья
Убейте его из ружья
Убейте его из ружья
Убейте его из ружья
Убейте его из ружья
Убейте его из ружья
Так весело !
W- W- W- W- W- W- война
Го-го -го- Сан — — го-го -го- SN- гоу- гоу-гоу
К вашим братом
Го-го — го-го , чтобы ваш брат
Го-го , чтобы ваш брат
Убейте его из ружья
К вашим братом
Убейте его из ружья
Умирая на солнце .
Убейте его из ружья
Умирая на солнце .
Так весело !
Война ! ( Pyooooo ! )
Война !
Никогда — никогда — никогда — никогда — никогда — никогда
Война !
Никогда не было так весело !
Война !
Никогда не было так много fuuuun !
Война !
Никогда не было так весело !
Война !
Никогда не было так много fuuuun !
К вашим братом
Убейте его из ружья
Оставьте его умирать в мундире
Умирая на солнце
Война ! ( Pyooooo ! )
Война !
Война ! ( Pyooooo ! )
Война !
Война ! ( Pyooooo ! )
Война !
Война ! ( Pyooooo ! )
Перевод cannon fodder war has never been so much fun
MC’s personality is sweet and docile, while ML’s personality is fluid based on the arcs. There’s nothing new or exciting about their romance.
The only reason I give it a 4 rather than a 3 is because some of the settings are pretty unique to the QT genre.
For instance, the vampire arc and the ABO arc where MC and ML weren’t ABO.
I don’t completely understand MC’s family circumstances, but I’ll chalk it up to not having read the prequel.
MC is the son of the main CP from the prequel, but how he’s their son, I don’t know.
It starts off a bit slow at first, but by the time the first arc ended I was bawling uncontrollably for our main couple. Unlike most QT pairings, these two don’t hold an invincible golden finger or face slap everyone around them (at least, not from the arcs I’ve read). Their progression is a lot more grounded and realistic, to the . more>> point where I found myself worrying over their future as I read on. Especially the first arc, whew. It was a new experience for me, being unsure of a QT novel’s fate. But god was it heart wrenching in the best way. I don’t want to spoil the first arc’s ending, because I think just that incredible, but I will encourage you to please give this novel a try.
MC is lovely and rational, a welcome change from the overly tsundere or all-knowing god types of MC that you often see. Him and ML are, again, quite grounded characters that actually feel like they could be people. ML is also a wonderful hubby. He’s respectful and sweet and when he chooses to
leave his world to follow MC and world hop to be with him forever
The pacing is excellent and each arc is satisfying. I don’t want to add any spoilers, so suffice it to say I think it’s worth looking into if you enjoy BL, fast . more>> wear and a lot of sweetness that is there along with having a strong protagonist and ML.
At the middle of the first half of the second arc, it’s fun to watch MC, now being a professor, asking ML, who’s now a college student, about his homework. It’s a total revenge. MC was a student in the first arc and had to do homework under watch of the ML. Laughing hard! 🙂
After reading this chapter, I felt that the system is competing with the ML for his good host’s affection. Yet, ML foils the plan and wins instead. Another thing is that the homework seems to be quite important part of this novel. MC hates it and also uses it retaliate back to ML. The system is also a hater of homework now. Except ML, who completes homework in order to please MC, MC and system are anti-homework party.
At the start of the fourth arc, I was very surprised to the point of laughing. «Robbery of you.» and «The current kidnappers are truly human!»
Another thing that I noticed in the novel is that the MC’s actual name is Lu Deng (as this name has been mentioned in other arcs except the character name) while ML’s name is Gu Yuan and they change their name in every world except their surnames. Even in the first world, the given name is not MC’s own (based on my reasoning).
The fourth arc revealed too much information about MC. Of course, I won’t spoil those except that he’s got an uncle in this one. The meeting point of ML, MC and his uncle is fun to read. Why MC is so quiet and sensible? Why he doesn’t talk much? All this connects to his past. Although in this arc, the author didn’t tell his life story entirely but he/she made us known that the character that MC plays finally in one of the movies at the end of arc resembles his life story. Somewhere in his life, MC suffered the same or had a similar experience.
Must praise the cute system. He worked hard and also went off to fight with the customer service center for a wrongly purchased product. Well, the wrongly purchased product did provide MC with benefits (cooking, makeup and what-not skills) except the expected driving skills. In my opinion, I think that old driver skills were actually experienced wife skills.
Really love the little cute system. Its intimateness to its host and jealousy to ML is clearly shown in its action for preparing things and alerting his host. The 5th arc was good. If it wasn’t for the identity that MC chose on the advice of system, he may not have been able to emotionally express himself to ML and fall in love with him in-plot. It clearly shows importance of choosing a suitable character. For the first time, MC and ML were acquainted with protagonist of the plot.
This novel really tells that everyone is the protagonist of their own story. There are a total of 12 big brothers to our little young master (MC) who’s 5 or 6 years old. I really like the childhood setting but the plot setting is a knife to MC and ML’s relationship. I wonder what MC would do smooth sail the plot without it hurting his brand new family. And, it’s fun to watch all the brothers’ pampering to our MC, which he very much deserves.
The arcs in the novel are:-
ARC 1 — Advanced — Interplanetary Conflict
ML — Gu Yuan — Commercial Giant of Galileo
MC — Lu Zhiguang — Young Poor Student (later, Undercover Agent of a Higher Planet)
ARC 2 — Slightly Advanced — Department of Biology
ML — Gu Chuanbai — 2nd year student of Biology Department
MC — Lu Jingmo — Young Professor of Biology
ARC 3 — Advanced — Secret Service Corps
ML — Gu Ting — Patriarch of Blood Family (Vampires)
MC — Lu Huai Ye — Younger Generation of Blood Family (Undercover Agent of Secret Service)
ARC 4 — Modern — Entertainment World
ML — Gu Xi — Film Emperor (Actor of Qiankun Entertainment)
MC — Lu Qianzhou — Young Paparazzi (later, Nephew of the Boss of Qiankun Entertainment)
ARC 5 — Modern — Crime Detectives
ML — Gu Pingming — Recovering Policeman
MC — Lu Baiyu — Professional Rehabilitation Doctor
ARC 6
ML — Gu Song — s*ave Bought from a Dying Galaxy
MC — Lu Qingshi — Weak Youngest Young Master of Lu Family
War Has Never Been So Much Fun
Cartman: Was it fun in Vietnam?
Kyle: What the hell are you talking about Cartman? OF COURSE IT WAS FUN!
Many strategy wargames, have a bright and colorful look and feel. Units are painted in bright, cheery colors, the soldiers’ faces look vaguely Animesque, the tanks look like ice cream scoops on wheels, and the warzones wouldn’t look out of place in a Sugar Bowl. «Cute» wargames often have little plot, focusing strictly on gameplay and visually appealing designs. They also tend to be on the Idealism side of the Sliding Scale of Idealism Versus Cynicism and on the silly end of the Sliding Scale of Silliness Versus Seriousness.
For the Shoot’Em Up version, see Cute’Em Up. See also the Sugar Apocalypse for a more graphic way in which war can come to the Sugar Bowl. See also A Million Is a Statistic, which is related, but the issue there is more one of scale than of style. And see Do Not Do This Cool Thing, for when this trope is invoked accidentally.
Examples from video games
- The Nintendo Wars series started out this way, becoming less so as time went on. Days of Ruinremoved this completely.
- Earth Light. Seriously, just look at the units.
- While it’s not strictly a wargame, Spore’s combat sections end up a lot like this.
- Though it’s a First-Person Shooter rather than a wargame, Team Fortress 2 qualifies. Its art style is often described as ‘like a very dark Pixar movie’. Your Mileage May Vary on whether this specifically equals cute or merely stylized.
- Cannon Fodder is the Trope Namer. Your soldiers are teeny-weeny, cute, practically chibi things (though not very colorful) that all have individual names. Then they die, incredibly bloodily while they’re at it.
- However, the game’s theme song from which this trope derives its name is clearly sarcastic, including lyrics such as «War never been so much fun! Go up to your brother, kill him with your gun, leave him lying in his uniform, dying in the sun!»
- Gadget Trial, in which the player’s units are cutecyborg girls.
- Battle for Wesnoth
- The Metal Slug games aren’t wargames (they’re platformers), but they qualify due to the extremely cartoony nature of the enemies, combined with the often Family-Unfriendly Violence in the series.
- The Worms series are a cross between platformer and turn-based strategy, and everything is played for ridiculous absurdity.
- Space strategy games as a whole tend to go pretty far in this direction, since they’re played on such an enormous scale, and entities have to be scaled up so much to be visible, but Spaceward Ho! probably deserves special mention for it’s cowboy hat-totin’ planets.
- No dark tones in Battlefield Heroes. Everything is colorful and cel-shaded with troops using strange powers and guns with funny names.
- Somewhat subverted with the introduction of the Bad Company weapons, which, oddly enough, are realistically named and proportioned (rather than a wacky name, the weapons are referred to by their real-life designations [M16, M249, M89, AK-74, PKM, and SVD] and look like the weapons they’re modelled on.) Granted, they look somewhat stylized, but they look quite out-of-place compared to guns with names such as Rudolf’s Rescue or Bernie’s Bone Chewer.
- Command and Conquer Red Alert 2 and 3 tend towards this; the faceless, stylised soldiers, humour dialogue and wacky design philosophy completely gloss over the absolutely horrific weapons in service on all sides. It’s easy to laugh when you suck a tank into space with a magnetic satellite, until you start thinking what that might mean for the crew. or when you stop and think about how pants stainingly terrifying a battlebear charge must be. or tank being shrunk to the size of child’s toy by a cryocopter, or Tesla weaponry in general as it lights up you enemies skeleton like a Christmas tree.
- The fact that you can later use one of the oribital bombardment powers to drop said tank back onto its own side. Especially satisfying when done with Aircraft Carriers.
- If Dynasty Warriors isn’t the trope namer, it should be. Never mind the numerous over-the-top fantasy elements (which actually isn’t too far from the source material). Look at the clothing and weapons, very little of which would be practical for any kind of full-scale war (Nunchaku? Seriously?), and have just gotten more and more over the top over time. And of course, the character designs themselves, which, given that most of these people have no surviving portraits, definitely skew toward the «dependable anime archtype» side (hello, Sun Shang Xiang!). The violence is seriously downplayed: except for a single cutscene in 3, there is no blood whatsoever, and the American port even calls the fallen «KOs». In all, far more flashy and colorful and (yes) cute than any era in Chinese history has been.
- Plants vs. Zombies: You stave off hordes of Ugly Cute zombies with help of bunch of colorful animated plants. The zombies still want to eat your brains though.
- Valkyria Chronicles is far from the darkest war game out there, but arguably manages to avert this. The sequel, however. not so much, particularly in the early parts of the game. The third swings right around and gets far darker than the original.
- Played straight by Brutal Legend. Heavy Metal, Heavy Mithril themed armies fighting to the death as a Command and Conquer Economy infinitely respawns troops with The Power of Rock. Where can I sign up?
- Appears to be cranked Up to Eleven in the soon to be released Magicka: Vietnam, a Vietnam-themed addon to the popular Hack&Slay RPG Magicka.
- Applies in the three Patapon games. Brightly colored backgrounds, absolutely adorable critters as your army and your enemies, defeated units melt into the ground instead of collapsing in pools of gore. The Patapons’s ultimate goal is to reach Earthend. Aww, look at the cute little eyeballs with swords and spears go at it!
- Then the desert level comes. and the game does a Darker and Edgier turn for the worst, showing that the enemy tribe are just like yours and what kind of monster you actually are. Cue My God, What Have I Done?.
- It Gets Worse.
- Then the desert level comes. and the game does a Darker and Edgier turn for the worst, showing that the enemy tribe are just like yours and what kind of monster you actually are. Cue My God, What Have I Done?.
- The Toy Soldiers series seems to invoke this trope. Your troops are literally toys and when they die they broke like actual toys with no blood whatsoever. It seems to be the Lighter and Softer version (not to mention the Theme Park) version of Real Life wars.
- The ultimate example has to be Paro Wars, a turn-based strategy game based upon the world of Parodius, wherein the player controls armies of penguins, Moai, octopi and all the wacky denizens of the Parodius games.
- General Chaos, a tactical-action war game that pits two squads of 5 soldiers against each other in cartoony melees and firefights across several battlefields.
Examples from other media
- The Awkward Zombie comic «No Fighting in the War Room» is, as a direct parody of Advance Wars, basically about this.
- Erfworld is a Deconstruction of the concept
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